Troy Politics Aliasing Service

You've heard them before: the nicknames assigned to Troy officials by the Troy Polloi. The propoganda minister. 3Job Bob. Deputy Dan. Some are better than others.

In my opinion, Judge Robert Jacon has simply gone too long without having one, too, and as one of the only offices in the county the Democrats have mustered the testicular fortitude to win in recent years, I figure, that makes it all the more important to show him the proper attention. Some early suggestions:

• Judge Softee
• Easy Bob

Comment section is open for more creative input. We'll come to a final decision next week.