Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Bleeding Heart's Bleeding Campaign

It's official: February 2008 will be remembered as the month that Hillary Clinton failed to win a single primary and still stayed in the race of the Democrat nomination. Obama trounced her last night in Wisconsin and Hawaii, winning both primaries in a landslide. The Associated Press described Hillary's campaign as "fading", which is very bad news for Kirsten Gillibrand, Tim Gordon and Keith Hammond, who, for those of you just tuning in, really, really wants a job.

All eyes are now on Texas and Ohio for Hillary's last stand.